Five permanently unqualified panelists. One desk. Zero chill. A local news parody where nobody has a journalism degree and everybody is somehow still very confident.
The Hot Dog Accords
A simple question — is a hot dog a sandwich — spirals into trust funds, freezer chili, a message from beyond, and Beck's surgery story nobody asked for.
▶ Watch EpisodeThe Cart Return Crisis
The panel takes on the shopping cart corral — tracking devices, civic duty, a very concerning pattern involving the state of Ohio, and Gerald's continued silence.
▶ Watch EpisodeComing Soon
The panel reconvenes. Topic still developing.
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